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sev45day t1_jegjzmb wrote

'If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.'

  • Michael Scott

Bending_toast t1_jegk85v wrote

“I’ve got tits Focker, can you milk me”?


Eborys t1_jegk1qz wrote

Get busy living or get busy dying.


staggere t1_jegjxph wrote

I can eat a peach for hours.


GRZMNKY t1_jegjzpa wrote

"Fuck" - Geralt of Rivia


Lietenantdan t1_jegkgzu wrote

Look for the darkness, and that is all you’ll ever see. Look for the light, and you’ll come to a better place.

Uncle Iroh


These-Research-3958 OP t1_jegkla4 wrote

“It’s time to start looking inwards and start asking yourself the big questions”


thatsimsgirl t1_jegk221 wrote

Teal'c : On the day I left Chulak, Master Bra'tac said to me, "Draw from your past, but do not let your past draw from you."

From Stargate Atlantis.


Firespark7 t1_jegkf02 wrote

Teal'c and Bra'tac were very wise. I loved that about them: not only were they skilled fighters, but their wisdom was immense, too, and they always prtected their friends/people!


BowwwwBallll t1_jegne4q wrote

The Sphinx : Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious : ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right? The Sphinx : Not necessarily.


Sparky81 t1_jegk4hm wrote

Kyaah hyut haa!!


DavosLostFingers t1_jegko4f wrote

"Can a man still be brave when he's afraid"

"That is the only time a man can be brave"


anonymoose722 t1_jegptrn wrote

Quit, Don’t quit… Noodles…… Don’t Noodles. - Master Oogway


Mrman_23 t1_jegrfv8 wrote

“I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you’d lost your way.” - Uncle Iroh.


whyhi12 t1_jegk7a2 wrote

I’m not gonna die partner


ITchiGuy t1_jegnh8a wrote

Smaug : You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR!


Elistariel t1_jegnhy9 wrote

"That'll do it" - Goblin king from the Hobbit.

I use this quote a lot when I see or read about someone do something stupid and then face the consequences. Sometimes consequences are a Darwin Award.


jimmyjetmx5 t1_jegpcib wrote

"Nothing fucks you harder than time."

Ser Davis, Game of Thrones


Back2Bach t1_jegtl3o wrote

"Life's not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know."

  • Morticia Addams (The Addams Family TV series)

mendelbulldog t1_jegvds1 wrote

From Haruki Murakami's The Wind-up Bird Chronicle: Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.


SnooChipmunks126 t1_jeh07ie wrote

“The Mad King did as he liked. Did your Uncle Jaime ever tell you what happened to him?” Tyrion Lannister.

Just because you wield absolute power, doesn’t mean there are no consequences for misusing it.


Educational_Noise309 t1_jegk8wo wrote

If there’s any kind of magic in this world…it must be in the attempt of understanding someone.


SeeleyShalyn9Tv t1_jegkwjy wrote

Nothing worth having is easy to come by Doctor Robert Kelso


distracted_musician t1_jegkzb5 wrote

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation [in nature]. - Stephen Maturin


Efficient_Sky_296 t1_jeglohg wrote

“ This doesn’t change anything hoss.” Rene Remirez


Cuckboy9000 t1_jeglqjz wrote

"The sad I'd be without you is less than the sad that I am with you."

-Tom Wambsgans, Succession


CaveManta t1_jegn66q wrote

"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rock feller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways."

  • Tyler Durden from something I'm not supposed to talk about.

7Valentine7 t1_jegpikg wrote

"There are no versions of the truth"

Malcom from Jurassic park (2 I think)


ManwithVeins t1_jegrogw wrote

Every man who has to say “i am king” is no true king