Submitted by raven-vixen t3_1282u1m in AskReddit
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[deleted] t1_jegy0yq wrote
madmaxroadwarrior t1_jegy1e7 wrote
Well, you can't just expect to be good at sex, you got to practice
Anubisrising89 t1_jegy3v0 wrote
Once had sex with a girl that just laid there. Like fucking a tranquilized mattress
ttermayhem t1_jegy4fs wrote
In a swimming pool. The water washes away natural lubricants. Kissing underwater feels like water boarding. Movies misled me.
Troubled_Coffee__84 t1_jegye6y wrote
Hahaha... You can probably already guess what I'm gonna say 😂
Neither_Presence_522 t1_jegyo2w wrote
The last time me and the wife had sex (in December). She’d pissed me off so bad I wasn’t really interested but felt an obligation to do it anyway. Half way through I wished I’d never started…
EngineeringVirgin t1_jegz2tx wrote
Ehh I realized I just don’t like it in general, I just don’t like anything touching my gentiles in general.
raven-vixen OP t1_jegzkml wrote
I asked worst, not best
BallsDeepInADragon t1_jegztt1 wrote
r/brandnewsentence
Troubled_Coffee__84 t1_jeh0e7w wrote
Worst would be dry and lacking any sort of experience.
Mu-Relay t1_jeh0y53 wrote
Likewise, beach sex is wildly overrated. You have no idea all the nooks and crannies that sand can (and will) get into.
ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh1h5i wrote
She farted.
ttermayhem t1_jeh24ls wrote
This I have also learned the hard way
raven-vixen OP t1_jeh4si5 wrote
Wow that’s really interesting I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone like that
Daintylittlesole t1_jeh5l8l wrote
It was with your mom and it was terrible it’s a wonder you’re here to be honest.
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EngineeringVirgin t1_jegxuz7 wrote
The 2 times I had it in total. Both were just awkward and were really turn offs and now I’m abstinent.