ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh1mot wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Reply to Girls of Reddit what’s your first period story? by Someloser321

It was poop.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh1h5i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

Reply to What was the worst sex youve ever had? by raven-vixen

She farted.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh1990 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:26 PM

Reply to If you could have sex with any celebrity who would it be and why? by No-Salamander-8711

Mayim Bialik for a Daily Double.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh10cl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Reply to What movie adaptation goes against the grain of “the book was better”? by [deleted]

Battlefield Earth.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh0ydv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Reply to How can you tactfully warn a coworker that you know for a fact they're about to get fired? by Hrekires

Meh.

Why bother?

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh0v7o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:23 PM

Reply to What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for money? by EmmaSmith2527

Ate some dog food from 9 to 5.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeh0naf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:21 PM

Reply to Imagine you walk into a room with everyone you’ve ever met, dead or alive, who’s the first person you would look for? by Sensitive_Arugula325

Captain Kangaroo.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jegzuac wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:15 PM

Reply to What animated character should get their own spin-off movie or show? by InfrequentRedditor99

Domino's Pizza The Noid.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jegzoya wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:14 PM

Reply to Pa. brewery puts the fruit flavors of Rita’s Italian Ice in new series of beers - lehighvalleylive.com by starstufft

Ew.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jegzbrv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM

Reply to Dessert/cocktail spot by rosegolf

Gullifty's.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jegnkrk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:44 PM

Reply to NYT story about housing costs by bill_pgh

I want to move to Bangor, Maine.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jefmo8b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:38 PM

Reply to The lightbulbs are listening. by PittsVeggieBurgher

Ladies and Gentlemen, please do not do drugs.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeez8dd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:05 PM

Reply to Update On Carrie Furnace Hot Metal Bridge. by Cooch98

I like bridges.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeeweae wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:46 PM

Reply to CBS News: Hotel rooms for Anthrocon sell out in 24 hours by PierogiPowered

I'll let the Furries camp in my yard for $50. That includes breakfast.

They have to poop in the woods, tho.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jedxpoj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:25 AM

Reply to ….? by ReginaldsMember

I feel those cones bring down the value.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeat491 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:43 PM

Reply to Manhole on Pitt campus installed between 1891 and 1911, when there was no 'H' in Pittsburgh by zan_yams

You don't want to know who lives on the other side of that.

ScareJessica2Death t1_jeapltl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to Editorial: The only answer for swatting by Aggravating_Foot_528

Nothing Earth-shattering or remarkable in this very bland article.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je6zwjq wrote on March 29, 2023 at 9:26 PM

Reply to Another significant wind event looks possible Saturday by James19991

Looks like my window to hang glide off Mount Washington.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5p6z2 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 4:27 PM

Reply to comment by ventorun in Yo! When’s your first grass cut gonna happen this year? by Pancake108

Ha ha.

Imma' come piss on your lawn, and then you won't have to worry about watering or cutting it.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5hsa1 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:40 PM

Reply to comment by Aggravating_Foot_528 in Can we get a central catholic megathread to consolidate information/misinformation by greatsirius

O.K.

Makes sense.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5hdf5 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:38 PM

Reply to comment by LostOldAccountTimmay in Yo! When’s your first grass cut gonna happen this year? by Pancake108

You could make that happen.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5h6v6 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Reply to comment by the1999person in Yo! When’s your first grass cut gonna happen this year? by Pancake108

Mister Lahey!!!

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5h28o wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:36 PM

Reply to Yo! When’s your first grass cut gonna happen this year? by Pancake108

Fuck Cutting Grass.

One of the biggest wastes of our time and money in this country. Plus, gas-powered mowers are air-polluters.

Fuck companies like Scotts and TruGreen that try to make you believe having a well-manicured lawn is important.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5g4zz wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:30 PM

Reply to comment by Ok-Ad-5404 in Can we get a central catholic megathread to consolidate information/misinformation by greatsirius

That fucking kid needs to be expelled from school.

ScareJessica2Death t1_je5fdnc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:25 PM

Reply to comment by katiuszka919 in GoFund Me for Alex Yerkey, the man killed in yesterday's tragic shooting. by Evening_Ad_2906

I'm not a goddamn mind reader.

How could I possibly know that???

I don't hang out with bands or in bars. I could give two shits.