Yeah, AA has always been straight bullshit.

Before someone gets offended: if you used AA and are now sober, that's great! However I bet you have more willpower than you think you do.

As The Satanic Temple would probably say, "Believe on yourself."

I'd only be suspicious if the manager asks how my food is and my mouth wasnt full right at that moment. They seem to have the ability to show up right when I'm stuffing my face. :)

There's a reason why Fox News and conspiracy theories are so popular with the elderly.

It's not the only reason, and there are plenty of young idiots too. But the data skews that way.

True story, was at dinner with my mom and grandma and she said, "oh I forgot what I was going to ask you, I must be getting that disease, whatsitcalled, the one that makes you forget stuff."

Mom and I were like "haha good one", but then we realized she was not kidding. :(

But why the light bulbs?

Why not spy microphones, wouldn't that make it easier?

People are so used to dodging potholes that they are no longer able to drive in a straight line.

All I know is I always voted for CowboyNeal.

Maybe

*humanitree

I live on top of a hill, wind events are common here. But I get significantly less power outages now than I did a decade ago.

I duno of it means infrastructure has improved or I've been more lucky recently.

Bring it, birch.

Wtf is "threat risk". Can't we have something useful like miles per hour?

Hope you didn't screw up your taxes.

Two weeks plus a year ago. It's 2023. :)

Good bot.

About 10 years ago there was a string of bomb threats nearly every day at Pitt. It took them months to figure it out.

It's almost guaranteed to happen again tomorrow or soon. :(

Remind them that it's 5 trans shooters, 3000 cis shooters in the past 5 years, and the overwhelming majority of those are male.

A single call to a single school is terrorism.

Calling many is basically an attack on national infrastructure. Possibly state sponsored.

Not forwarding mail is asking for identity theft. You kinda deserve it for trying to dodge bills and making it the headache of the next resident to sort out.

My grandma worked at Islay's so chipped ham and Klondikes were staple foods when I was growing up.

Ponderosa was different in the 80s.

No wait, I was a little kid and my family was poor af and this was all mom could afford when raising 2 kids.

I wonder what the Pondorosa and Hoss's inflection point is.

This person Ponderosas.

> Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

It's just a tad heavy on the tomato.

This is gonna be every year.

Or is this the same boat from last year?