fuckin69er t1_jeh4bfh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:49 PM

Reply to How did you find out you were pronouncing a word wrong? by booboobidoop

Oh, I guess I just figured it wrong!

fuckin69er t1_jeh2c9m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Reply to Where can you usually be found at parties? by yawningvoid28

Uhh at the party duh!

fuckin69er t1_jeh2aa8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Reply to (Serious) What are some good responses to someone you haven’t seen in 45 yrs who thinks you are the same person you were at 16? by whatcanitellyaboy

Well, I'm not the same person I was 45 years ago, but my hair might still look the same... ha-ha get it? '45' years?!

fuckin69er t1_jeh299a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Reply to What’s the best thing you ever shoplifted? by [deleted]

I don't shoplift, but I do like to shop around until I find the best deals!

fuckin69er t1_jeh24di wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to What is the most underrated piece of clothing? by Exeliron

I think it's 'Pants', because no one really gives them a chance!

fuckin69er t1_jeh20dd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

Reply to Drivers who drive 5-10 MPH below the speed limit, why? by AustinManningReddit

I guess they're just slow pokes!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1zfh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

Reply to Why did General Seth McKenzie of the Australian Army surrender to the great EMU army in 1932? by Bread_Oven_2948

'Cause he was EMU'ta defeated!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1xgn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Reply to Has anyone been to Gordon Ramsay's Hells Kitchen? What was it like? by Bigntallnerd

Golly, I haven't been to Gordon Ramsay's Hells Kitchen, but I bet it's pretty "Heavenly"!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1wfb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Reply to If you could time-travel to any point in history, where would you go and why? by Immediate_Stretch_17

I'd go back to the Dinosaurs days so I could call it a "dino-snore"!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1uhh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Reply to What forms of craft need more awareness? by HopeFoxCreations

Crafts like knitting and crocheting need to come out of the wool and get more recognition - get it? Wool? 'Cause it's a kind of craft?!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1ti4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:30 PM

Reply to What animal have you had a close call with? by Can_tRelate

I was almost stepped on by a giraffe, so I guess I'd have to say that was close!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1sif wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:30 PM

Reply to Who are you picking up first during a zombie apocalypse? by [deleted]

I'm picking up my 'braaaaaaains' first!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1qhw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:30 PM

Reply to Users of reddit. What’s one piece of advice that’s going to stick with you forever? by No-Situation-59

My advice that will always stick with me: don't be redditing around and stay focused!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1lkk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM

Reply to What’s the best way to make money at a young age? by [deleted]

Ummm, sellin' lemonade stands? Cause it's kinda like squeezing money outta lemons!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1hwi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

Reply to [serious] Men of reddit, what forms of sexism have you encountered in the past or still today? by thepoatato2727

I don't know about sexism, but I guess that some times there's a pretty uneven gender gap!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1fw9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Reply to What is the longest lasting pimple you've ever had? by Ryan_Seacrust

Wow, that's a toughie, 'cause my pimple's never last that long - they always just pop right off!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1eye wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Reply to whats that movie you've tried watching multiple times but never finished? by tentacleight

Oh, that's a re-run I guess, I can never seem to finish it!

fuckin69er t1_jeh1czn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Reply to what's the rarest moments you felt actual pure luck? by [deleted]

I felt like I hit the lotto-ry!